The War on Masturbation
You know, there are just some really strange people out there, with really strange notions of what's morally right in the world.
Case in point? Americans For Purity: Winning The War On Masturbation 2020 Edit: dug up the archive.org link because it's just too damn funny
Now, how stupid is that? At first, I thought it was a joke, and perhaps it is. But this person speaks with such conviction that I myself am not all that convinced. It's amazing what happens when stupid people have a medium for expressing themselves. Granted, everyone has that right, but geez man...why pick on something as harmless as masturbation?
You know, maybe if this guy yanked his crank a time or three, he wouldn't feel so uptight.
And mom, if this offended you, I apologize (Though I really doubt it did anything of the sort. She's probably laughing her ass off)